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Garden Snail…

The lazy arsed landscape of my garden #5 - geezer with eyes on stalks. Some folks travel the world to photograph it. I'll go half way to my shed. Yes I feel guilty and obviously I want to see Machu Pichu, and I will. Soonish. Meanwhile, snails...

TUBE NOTES #2

A tangle of hands hanging from the bar. One of those occasions when folks squeezing into the carriage have to find any available half-space to wrap their fingers, so, arms cross, fingers stretch and elbows find themselves in ears, in eyes. For Pete’s sake, sort yourselves out, just all let go, untangle, start again. I suspect that I am obsessed with hands. Well, some hands, perhaps. A slimmish, brownish ...

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This is Bob…

He’s a dog and he is a sweetie except for when he is being taken for a walk, when he is a pain in the arse because Bob hates other dogs and just wants to bark at them / chase them / bite them. The other thing that Bob really likes to bark at are trains, and by a happy coincidence there is a railway line that passes the end of ...

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