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The lazy arsed landscape of my garden #5 – geezer with eyes on stalks. Some folks travel the world to photograph it. I’ll go half way to my shed. Yes I feel guilty and obviously I want to see Machu Pichu, and I will. Soonish. Meanwhile, snails…